I was watching Natalie's videos on CommunityChannel (kalau guna USM Secure/ HotSiput takyah tekan link ni). Suddenly, my stomach sang me a song. So tanpa membuang masa aku turun ke kafe desasiswa Restu dan Saujana, lantas membeli pecal ayam makcik indon tu. Sedap wa cakap lu~~
Masa beli tu ada sorang minah ni, sampai dulu sebelum aku. Beliau pun mintak pecal ayam gak tapi nak bahagian dada je. Meleps u olls~! Dada tu~
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| i cant believe i actually googled this 'dada ayam' image! haha! |
Tapi sayangnya bahagian atas paha je yang ada. Wow. Atas paha. Hehehe.
Demn otak kotor! !@#$%^&*
Sudah Liyana,sudah! Oleh sebab bahagian idaman beliau takde, minah tu terus cancel. Nak ikan pulak. Menggoreng la akak indon tu kat belakang. Tertunggu-tunggu la aku kat depan kaunter tu. Kejap muka senget kiri, kejap kanan, kejap muncung-muncung mulut sorang-sorang. Tapi jangan risau aku tak dendam pun kat minah tu.. Kebebasan memilih nak makan apa. Kan~~~~~
Lepas dah dapat pecal ayam tu, macam biasa pusing kanan nak balik bilik. In my blurness i forgot myself. Apa punya ayat la kan. But its real. Blur-blur jalan, hampir terlanggar rak air mineral kedai Uncle Joe. Guess what? I said:
Oppss! Sorry!
It is me. I always say sorry when I bumped into people no matter whether she bumps into me first or not. And it was so unlucky,there was a girl ( I can't remember whether it was the ' saya nak dada ayam je' girl or other girl) beside me and when she heard me said " Oppss! Sorry! " to a mineral water rack, she gave me this suspicious look:
It was like
" What on Earth is this girl thinking?? Apologised to a mineral water rack? Is she retarded or what? Bla3.."
Oh you broke my heart~ She really looked at me very-very-very suspiciously! Nak je kan aku cakap masa tu:
" Hey, I have secret power ,you see~ I can talk to mineral water rack. Cool,hah?" *one eyebrow raise*
Heh.
Secret power konon. Blah la Lynn! Hahaha! Padahal berangan masa berjalan.
Dulu aku pernah terlanggar tiang masa berjalan nak balik dari sekolah. Langgar tiang u olls~! Cool x?
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| gedebuk!langgar tiang.huhu |
Ceh~ Berangan tak habis-habis sampai langgar tiang! Terus aku buat-buat tengah hafal formula Math. Konon kusyuk hafal formula sampai terlanggar tiang padahal tengah usya senior prektis bola kat padang. Lalalala~
But seriously, it is weird right? Seeing someone apologise to a mineral water rack. It is just like, " Erhhhh~ WTF? Rak air tu tak rasa sakit pun Cik Liyana oii!"
Its true. Tapi nak buat macam mana, memang dah terbiasa cakap SORRY kalau terlanggar apa-apa.
Hey, this apologise thing makes me look innocent, don't I?
:P
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