Saturday, May 1, 2010

KISAH ORANG KAMPUNG @ MENTALITI KAMPUNG?

yehaaaaaaa...sekarang di rumah..
perabis beras (upps! on diet LOL) and rehat2 sebelum teruk dikerjakan starting 10hb ni.. duhhh...
sampai je kat rumah,start la gosip2 dengan my mummy.yeah,tonnes of story la aku dengar.itu ini pot pet pot pet..biasa la bila anak mami bercerita.fuhh~body language,ekspresi muka,eye contact semua cukup.haha mak o mak..
yang paling aku x sedap dengar and rasa panas ja dalam hati ni is when my mom story 'bout this particular person yang tak habis2 nak compete with my family..shoo~~we are not interested la witch.. (FYI i call her WITCH.hihihi jht kn?)
the story is like this.. she lives just nearby la.near enough to see what my mom shops etc.and dia memang x puas hati kalau x boley compete @ get what we have. is she retarded?i think so.haha..she is not originally from my village,she came from a village dekat dgn kaki gunung.so imagine la how 'kampung' she is..she kawen dengan villager sini,then modved here.ok enough with her so-not-interesting background.
awal2 nampak macam baik.macam je.but then she started to show her claws..dirty claws i mean..stupid,crazy,uncivilised. haha thats what i visualised her..so jahat la this otak.
after my grandad passed away,shes the one sebok2 nak divide harta my grandad.round and round around my grandad properties (tanah,orchard etc) and talking shit 'bout this is whos and who deserved this.hello?? u tu sape? outsider ok.nothing to do with all these properties.ayyo..sungguh muka tak malu.my aunts dah sound but sekarang she starts it again.LOL.dah la muka macam witch (pointed chin,kembang nose,pipi sorong2),dok buat muka tak malu lagi.hahaha aku gelak nak mati ja..coz nobody listen to her dude..she really talk shit! such a poser talking shit.haha..
and yang paling tak boleh blah,she did claim her parts.eh? u tu sape? tak de kena mengena pun dgn family aku.haha.adoii..aku betol2 terkejut dan tergelak besar,terkonfius pun ada sebab tak sangka zaman sekarang ni,wujud lagi orang mentaliti macam ni.not 3rd level mentaliti dh ni,negative berapa punya level pun tak taw la..

yang tu 1 bab. ni lagi 1.

she doesnt like my mom,so does my mom la.ingat orang suka dia sangat la tu.haha.kalau dah x suka tu,buat la cara x suka.tapi bila my mom keluar pegi mana2,she comes to our house.ait?? TAK MALUNYA..haha.datang ambik makanan,tengok2 pinggan mangkuk mummy,makan itu makan ini.my granny always in my house,she lets her in.orang tua kan,semua orang dia nak bagi masuk dalam rumah.bila aku dapat taw,pe lagi.mengamuk la. get off la lu biatch.i did call her that.huhu.marah sangat.tapi still x tawu malu.OMG! x sangkanya ada orang x tawu malu sampai macam tu..she still comes to my house.then 1 day,nak dijadikan cerita.kami keluar shoping (our favourite,ihi).then nobody homes except my dad and granny.and one of my motorcycle rosak.so hantar repair.so dia ingat dad pun x de kat umah.dengan muka x malunya dia datang lepak2 kat dapur,lepas tu nak masuk pegi ruang tamu.suddenly my dad keluar dari bilik.hah!! terkejut beruk la (memang muka dia macam beruk) la pompuan xawu malu tu. trus dia buat2 halau kucing.haha stupid retarded! the cats are mine! nampak sangat bodoh,kenapa pulak nak halau kucing tuan rumah out of her house?sepatutnya kucing tu yang halau u keluar dari rumah i!
my dad simply said :"ait tuan rumah x dak baru nak datang? "
then she blah.haha.kalau la kantoi dengan aku,buat2 jerit hantu ja.
"Hantu,muka hodohnya hantu ni!!" then ambik penyapu,halau keluar @ simbah dengan minyak panas.reflek la katakan.terkejut sangat.haha.

sekarang aku x taw la dia still datang or tak.hopefully tak la.sebab menyemak.
but from what i heard,she still comes la..duhhh..tolong3!!
macam mana nak sedarkan orang kampung @ mentaliti kampung ni?

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